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My mom doesn’t go to a party she brings the party to her. Literally she was suppose to to go to one but somehow she convinced them to come on over now there’s all these people and i’ve been the most productive ever so I don’t go down stairs.

And then a fat person walks up wind and starting smoking what a cunt since half the people here are children. Just like we don’t enjoy you but up wind too you could walk away for a bit.

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